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Trying to come up with money in aa dope town is so frustrating



my favourite story in greek mythology is when hermes stole apollo’s cows THE DAY HE WAS BORN and made a lyre out of their gut and apollo brought a fucking baby to zeus and was like ‘this baby stole my cows’

and zeus was like ‘you’re a baby you…


Wut dat mouf do?”

It eat cock binch wat u think it do!?!?!!


kids that mix their play-doh colors are the reason global warming exists