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I mean this in a strictly paternal way. Literally be my father


i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass


the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time


boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u


I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between